The 3-pound chihuahua with the attitude of a 300-pound lion. Professional blanket burrower and treat thief extraordinaire.
17.5 hours of beauty sleep (and counting)
27 sweaters and counting. The smaller, the better.
Alerting owners to dangerous leaves since 2020
"I thought I was adopting a small, quiet companion. Instead I got a tiny dictator who demands belly rubs on his schedule. 11/10 would be ruled by Bandit again."
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